Sunday, July 12, 2009

We Become What We Hate...



...Ain't that the truth! I used to watch with bewildered amusement, the hype surrounding the next great, gotta have device-- the iPhone.

I could never understand the endless babble of geeks extolling it's virtues--that is, until I bought one last week. Yes, Virginia, I have just become what I have ridiculed-- an iPhone geek!

If we should meet, I will ceaselessly regale you with the glorious wonders of this most fantabulous gizmo.

Yes, friends, I will reveal to you how this gadget will do wonders for your work productivity, increase your mental capacity, and even help you find the closest Italian restaurant!

Please exercise Christian charity, and pray for my new affliction of geekiness. Thank you.

By the way, anybody need an old pocket calculator?